5. All right, you do have a point, but on the positive side of
the scale, these tiny little shoes, have changed the way I walk
and I when I wear them, all the guys stare at me. I must admit
that it is very flattering even though I pretend not to notice.
So, I take them out of the closet once a month or so and put
them on my feet. I walk to the corner store, or the restaurant
on the next block and when I come home, I take them off and let
me tell you, the pleasure associated with removing my shoes is
as close to a taste of heaven as I can ever come to in this
life.
The response to something this ridiculously outrageous
could only be:
"Boy, oh boy - your foot got fucked real good - and perhaps
your other foot got fucked as well. You should definitely see a
shrink."
